Last post wins.

[Rosahope]

Mentioning quitting

[Redisfinallyfree]

My roses are pink. My violets are violet. I’m not a poet. Just thought I’d try it.

[there]

by the window, by the garden, by the sea,
these words by me

[Redisfinallyfree]

“The bofa on the sofa acts as if he doesn’t care!”

[Rosahope]

I’m back

[Redisfinallyfree]

I’m still here.

[Rosahope]

Now I’m here

[Redisfinallyfree]

So glad you are here!

[Rosahope]

Me

[Redisfinallyfree]

An old lady went to her doctor and said;
“Doc, I’m having a problem. I keep farting all the time but they are silent and don’t stink.”

The doctor gives her a prescription and tells her to come back in two weeks.

Next time she sees the doctor, she angrily tells him;
“I don’t know what was in that medicine, doctor, but the farts stink terribly now!”

The doctor replies; “Good. Now that we have your sinuses cleared up, we can get to work on your hearing.”