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Re: Jokes

Post by there » Wed Sep 04, 2019 10:29 pm

Oh, these are all so freaking funny!!!
:D

why did the group of friends decide not to go to the shopping center?






If you've seen one, you've seen the mall.
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Re: Jokes

Post by coconuts » Thu Sep 05, 2019 1:24 am

:lol:

Why did the cow go to see a therapist?





Because he was too moo-dy

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Re: Jokes

Post by Booklover » Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:20 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Why was the cat sitting on the computer




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To keep an eye on the mouse :D
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Re: Jokes

Post by coconuts » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:07 pm

Why did grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?













So she could rock and roll✌️

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Re: Jokes

Post by Booklover » Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:40 pm

😂 lol
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Re: Jokes

Post by Jonesy » Tue Dec 17, 2019 9:35 am

Who is Santa's favourite singer?









Elf-is Presley!
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Re: Jokes

Post by there » Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:42 pm

Har har! :lol:

Why did the Coke can hate being put in the recycling machine?









He found it soda pressing!
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Re: Jokes

Post by coconuts » Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:29 pm

:lol:

Why was the farmer on Santa's naughty list?








Cause his pig squealed on him

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Re: Jokes

Post by there » Wed Dec 18, 2019 6:15 pm

:lol:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Arnie.
Arnie who?
Arnie of you hungry?
(for a tuna fish sandwich)
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Re: Jokes

Post by coconuts » Thu Dec 19, 2019 2:10 am

:lol: :lol:

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