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Re: Jokes

Post by Booklover » Thu Apr 18, 2019 6:37 pm

He he he
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Re: Jokes

Post by Booklover » Thu Apr 18, 2019 6:43 pm

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?










Guardians of the Galaxy
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Re: Jokes

Post by there » Fri Apr 19, 2019 6:25 pm

:lol: :lol:

What's the favorite ice cream flavor of sharks?















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Re: Jokes

Post by Booklover » Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:36 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Love this thread always able to give me a laugh just when I need it.
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Re: Jokes

Post by coconuts » Mon Apr 22, 2019 12:21 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Sharkolate :lol: :lol: guardians of the Galaxy :lol: :lol: :lol:

Q: Why is it so windy inside a sports arena?











A: All those fans.

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Re: Jokes

Post by there » Tue Apr 23, 2019 12:59 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Why did the starfish cross the street?









To get to the other tide.
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Re: Jokes

Post by Jonesy » Sat Apr 27, 2019 4:22 pm

am genuinely grinning - thanks for the feel-good vibes everyone :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Post by there » Sat Apr 27, 2019 5:16 pm

I had a desperate fear of speed bumps...

but I'm slowly getting over it.
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Re: Jokes

Post by Booklover » Wed May 01, 2019 12:14 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Post by ephes » Sun May 12, 2019 7:23 am

I would imagine if you could understand morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
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