Diet Lover

[Oceantide]

Today I was supposed to diet.
On protein, veggies, and fruit.
No carbs, no wine, no sugar
Nothing but wholesome food.
And yet I ended by downing,
A box of gluten-free crackers.
Most certainly teaming with carbs.
Most certainly not without sugar.
Most certainly best with wine.
Most certainly not on my diet.
It makes me feel I’m a glutton.
It makes me feel I lack power.
It makes me feel I grow roly-
It makes me feel I grow poly.
Hardly the body of a lover.
One where abs must be covered.
When one is longing to blame.
One’s loneliness on one’s frame.

[Scars]

I'm right there with you on this one.
<3 scars

[Redisfinallyfree]

Me too Oceantide. It’s not funny but I’m eating a piece of homemade Black Magic cake with real whipped cream on top right now!

Also getting roly-poly, Redisfinallyfree

P.S. I recently bought myself a great new exercise bike that I’ve used four times already but my left knee is hurting so much that I can’t use for a few more days! Feeling a little sorry for myself so…….chocolate cake! LOL!

[Oceantide]

Thanks Redisfinallyfree and Scars! At least we can laugh about it, right? Sort of