Diet Lover

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Oceantide
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Diet Lover

Post by Oceantide »

Today I was supposed to diet.
On protein, veggies, and fruit.
No carbs, no wine, no sugar
Nothing but wholesome food.
And yet I ended by downing,
A box of gluten-free crackers.
Most certainly teaming with carbs.
Most certainly not without sugar.
Most certainly best with wine.
Most certainly not on my diet.
It makes me feel I’m a glutton.
It makes me feel I lack power.
It makes me feel I grow roly-
It makes me feel I grow poly.
Hardly the body of a lover.
One where abs must be covered.
When one is longing to blame.
One’s loneliness on one’s frame.
Scars
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Re: Diet Lover

Post by Scars »

I'm right there with you on this one.
<3 scars
A scar is the tattoo of a triumph to be proud of. It says the hurt is over and the wound is closed. It means you conquered the pain, learned a lesson, grew stronger, and moved forward. There is a beauty in my scars that I can see now.
Redisfinallyfree
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Re: Diet Lover

Post by Redisfinallyfree »

Me too Oceantide. It’s not funny but I’m eating a piece of homemade Black Magic cake with real whipped cream on top right now!

Also getting roly-poly, Redisfinallyfree

P.S. I recently bought myself a great new exercise bike that I’ve used four times already but my left knee is hurting so much that I can’t use for a few more days! Feeling a little sorry for myself so…….chocolate cake! LOL!
Oceantide
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Re: Diet Lover

Post by Oceantide »

Thanks Redisfinallyfree and Scars! At least we can laugh about it, right? Sort of ;)
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