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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Q) What goes up and down but does not move?















This is so funny
















A) Stairs
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:lol:


Why aren't dogs good dancers?














Cause they have two left feet!!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Why didn’t the duck cross the road?







































Because was too scared of getting run over
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Needed a belly laugh but didn't know it. Thanks everyone.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Why do flamingos lift one leg when they stand?













If they lifted both legs they would fall down.
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