Person below me

[Booklover]

Ok we can really have fun with this one.

You have to post something funny about the person below you.

Ie they have pink hair or the bite and eat their toe nails. Let’s see who can come up with the silliest things

So I will go first

The person below me can fart their national anthem

[Kenazandisaz]

'scuse

The person below me has weirdly prehensile toes and opens doors with their feet.

[there]

peeking in door

The person below me hiccups 100 times before breakfast.

[Booklover]

No not me I would just have a teaspoon of vinegar to get rid of hic ups

The person below me is a secret ballerina

[Kenazandisaz]

*Pirouettes*

The person below me steals the gherkins from other peoples' burgers.

[dancingfish]

I do love a cucumber pickle or two! And apparently lose all sense of morality when in their presence.

The person below me always sings to puppydogs going past!

[coconuts]

How much is that doggy in the window*** do Doo, the one with the waggly tail**

The person below me dances to music at the grocery store reckless abandon

[Kenazandisaz]

Literal truth.

The person below me has a secret business breeding rare frogs.

[Booklover]

Nearly true I am trying to set up my own business selling my own greeting cards


the person below me picks their own scabs and eats them lol

[Kenazandisaz]

You caught me, I just can't resist that scabby goodness.

The person below me talks to their potted plants in a squeaky voice. The plants hate it.

(Cards with frogs on?)