Jokes

[coconuts]

I'm pretty sure we might have people confused with the tuna sandwich references lol

Okay here is a tuna joke for you

What do you call an evil tuna?












Rotten to the albacore.

[there]

Ouch!
To the Albacore.


Just started seeing a new person for the depression I have—Dr. Sarah Tonin.

The Arnie joke is mine I tell students.
This joke is my brother’s.

[coconuts]

Where are average things manufactured?
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The satisfactory

[there]

That's a real educator's joke, huh?!

[somewhereinbetween]

this is a great thread

[there]

I used to have a house on the median strip.
I'd back out doing 60.










Steven Wright

[Deborah]

So a man walks into a bar and he has an ostrich with him. He orders a beer from the bartender and the ostrich says that sounds good I'll have one too. And the man had the exact change. He goes into the bar a second time he orders a beer and the ostrich says that does sound good I'll have one too. And the man has the exact change.

So the third time he goes into the bar he still has the ostrich with him and the bartender says what will it be? And the man says, this time I think I'll have a scotch on the rocks. So the ostrich says, that does sound good I'll have one too and again the man has the exact change. And the bartender says: Wait a minute wait a minute. How is it that no matter what you order, you always have the exact change?

The man says: It's like this. I met a genie and he gave me two wishes. Oh wow the bartender says so what was your first wish?

I wished that no matter where I went and no matter what I wanted, I'd always have the exact change. The bartender says: "What a smart wish. What was your second wish?

The man says:





Chick with long legs.

[coconuts]